the story of a mild mannered Stoke on trent boy becoming a teacher. Or a year spent being bullied by fourteen year old girls...

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Guess who's back....

Well, I know that nobody reads my blog and I was hopelessly inept at keeping it up. But, I have set myself the challenge of writing and publishing three short stories over the next few months. So, I have begun the first story and here it is so far. I will be editing / finishing it soon, I hope. 

In Camera

A sharp  banker, a lawyer, a salesman’s eyes peered from beneath the fleece cap and Peter flinched his gaze. This herder, Maxim, was terrifying and invaluable. A cloud of cold breath and cigarette smoke enveloped him despite the warmth of the cooking fire. Peter had craved an invitation to this yaranga, a glance inside the Chukchi homes he had been photographing as an outsider for days. The harshness of the tundra meant it was forbidden to refuse hospitality and Peter had readily accepted Zhenya’s invitation. 

Zhenya was Maxim’s wife and her eyes shone. She glistened with light condensation on her fawn skin dress. Peter knew it was rarely worn and in broken Russian he discovered it was worn for special occasions. It had been worn for her wedding. It was recently. Peter knew these things without asking. 

Vankare. Lygoravetlat. Tundra. Real people. Peter sensed Maxim had warmed to his theme. His eyes shifted between Peter and his young, pregnant wife. Peter’s sense that he was to be a vessel for Maxim’s message was as clear as the plastic cola bottle with which Maxim gesticulated. His trousers frequently lit up as their reflective stripes caught the light of the fire. He ceaselessly created the impression of a man with life pulsing through him. He adjusted himself shamelessly, making Peter conscious of his focus. 

The camera had be set up that afternoon under the supervision of Zhenya’s curious grandfather. With the large exposure plate to accommodate, it took up much of the available space and Peter was conscious of the intrusive, condensive effect of the apparatus. And yet, it was obvious that Maxim, charged by heat and home understood that this was his audience. 

Maxim drunk from a deep bowl of rikeil. The mixture was an obvious rebuttal to the woes of the constant snows and harshness. Fat, blood, moss and boiled intestine. Each gulp seemed to solidify his presence. 

Peter had been especially keen to photograph the youngest couple in the village. They seemed to walk a line that made them compelling subjects. They were fiercely observant of tradition and yet both seemed out of place. They could, he thought, have lived in Moscow or Saint Petersburg. Zhenya was perhaps too warm to stomp the catwalks of Milan, but she was bright and when unobserved had a womanliness that resonated. 

As she deftly placed a plate of reindeer ribs between Peter and Maxim, a third villager entered the yaranga and sat beside Maxim. Peter had never met this man and nor had the fixer who had been consistently narrating the scene. The men of the village had been in the far south of the Chukotka peninsula driving their herds to softer pasture and hunting seal. This man had recently returned. He had blood stains on the shoulders of his jacket. 

It was clear to the European visitors that the conversation which had suddenly risen in volume did not involve them. Peter’s fixer was Valentin. Of Russian ancestry, his ability to communicate and arrange was impeccable and his Hungarian bonhomie made him an exceptional travelling companion. The fact that he had a working knowledge of focal length and white balance was an added bonus. 

As the smells, steams and words intensified the cloud around Peter, it was clear that he was, gradually being drawn back in to the conversation. Pavel, it became clear, was not a casual visitor. He wanted to be pictured alongside Maxim. He had an idea that the images would appear in the London Times and this was a chance to send a message to the world. 

With diplomatic dexterity, Valentin demurred Pavel’s grander notions and explained that the project to capture vanishing tribes was not political but artistic. Home-brewed vodka had emboldened Pavel, perhaps necessarily, and as his focus on Valentin’s words sharpened, it was clear he was not to be put off. 

Peter looked at his watch. Zhenya had settled in an isolated corner of the dwelling making herself the furthest from the fire. It was close to midnight. The time would not affect the light; there was no moon. But, Peter knew that the moment had to be taken. It was foolish to use more than seven or eight plates in one evening and yet there was a sense of something compelling unfolding. 

With a startling wordless dexterity, Maxim and Pavel were at Zhenya’s sides. She seemed alarmed, but a well-trained diffidence took over her.  They eased the decorated shawl from her shoulders and revealed her delicate neck. With equal capability, Valentin arced the camera to them as Peter began to see what was being exposed to him. 

Peter knew that Soviet weapons had been tested in the area. He knew that the Chukchi people were of little importance to Moscow’s generals and it was hard to look at the scars on Zhenya’s neck without a sense of the scorching pain that caused them. 

The picture was framed. Peter saw that instantly. Valentin would have sensed the moment too. Their days together on the tundra had given them an understanding. This often happened. His mission to preserve images of things on the precipice of loss was easily understood by the fixers wherever he went. He shared his visual language as they translated nearly lost tongues for him. 

Maxim and Pavel were like footballers holding a trophy. They glared at the lens with the intensity of triumph snatched from near defeat. Zhenya’s mild shame and sacrificial quality would sell well. Peter reproached himself for the thought and squeezed his thumb to join his fingers on the hypodermic trigger. 

Copyright Robert Lench 2015. 

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Back to the blog

In an effort to reinvigorate my writing skills, which I now have to teach, I have decided to have another go at blogging! In the future I hope I will be able to post stories and poems on here, whether or not they have an audience.

To catch up from my last entry:

I am now teaching full time and although the kids are not as placid as I wished for, they are certainly great kids to work with.

Brief for now, more to follow I hope.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

From nought to six lessons in four days

Well they say that learning curves can be steep but you might also like to know that teaching ones can be too. As my rather hackneyed title suggests I went from having never taught a whole lesson to having done six all in one week.

The good news is that I came out of the whole thing unscathed physically or emotionally. I'm pleased to say that despite my worst fears, there were no petrol bombs in school bags or riots behind the book cupboard. I think it would enlighten a lot of people to spend a bit of time in a
state school before they bang on about how shit everything is..

Anyway, mini-rant over I am happy to say that I am enjoying my time so far and the more I begin to form relationships with the classes I teach the more I feel I'm in the right job. Whilst this feeling lasts I'm gonna run with it and see where it takes me.

Hopefully it will take me to a nice school where all the kids eat ritalin crispies for breakfast and have an unnatural compulsion to behave themselves at all times and not to hit teachers. If you know of such a school please tell me immediately and I will bribe somebody to get me a job there.

On the halls front for any one with that history to share with me, it goes well. I think New Hall is starting to find its feet and I certainly hope that this Christmas' events will reflect some really positive growth in hall spirit.

Anyway I need to do some reading for next lesson....nothing changes.

TTFN
X

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Lazy bloggers are the worst kind

It has been a long time so an update is well overdue.

University has really been in full swing for the last few weeks and I have fully engaged in learning and associated activities! By this, of course, I mean drinking and I do feel that I have had a micro-firstyear over the last couple of weeks rolling in late and feeling rubbish most of some days.

Still the real work is just around the corner. We have all spent 2 days in our first schools and have two more this week. Two more lectures and then it's off to the schools until the end of January to really get stuck in with the work of teaching.

Many late nights of planning will hopefully be accompanied by more blogging! So consider this a little filler for the time being and I will definitely refocus soon!

Monday, October 09, 2006

Littler voice and bigger sneezes

Just a quick post to say that my loss of voice mutated into full blown fresher's flu, which has made attending lectures and generally doing anything pretty unpleasant.

I have sneezed and coughed my way through about 7 hours of classroom tecnique, child protection and law leactures today and consequently I am thoroughly pooped. I'm off to figure out what is my favourite poem that I could teach to a year 8 class - heavens!

So hopefully subsequent posts will be a little more jocund but for now, you'll have to put up with my brief crabbiness like everybody else has.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Little Voice

Well, I guess it happens to all teachers but not before they have even gone into a classroom - I have lost my voice. I have been in seminars all week though and unfortunately dealing with students in halls of residence does require using the vocal chords quite a bit. My throat isn't too sore though and I hope to be abck to my singing best as soon as possible.

I ought to take a moment here just to say that any of you who think it is a good thing I am having to talk less - well you're probably right.

On other fronts I have just found out where I am heading to for my first placement of my course. Unfortunately for any meanies who wanted me thrown in with the Lions I am actually headed off to a 14 - 18 school in the county which has a fairly good reputation and apparently a very strong department. The challenging part is that all of the kids are studying for exams including their A-levels and that means I have to be really good at what I do I guess!

Just as life is full of swings and roundabouts I will most likely be in a very different school for my second placement, still that's some months away so no need to get too concerened about it just yet. I was happy to see that some of my peers are positively thrilled about their placements to the feared inner-city schools and something tells me they might just have the right idea..

I will just take a last minute to tell you about an exciting adventure I had yesterday. Some of my coursemates and I had to produce aCD cover. We only had 45 minutes to take the pictures we would need and so in truly industrious style we headed off to the fire station and to all of our surprises we were let in! So dressed in smoky-smelling gen-u-ine firefighting gear we messed about on the pole and no doubt got the most interesting pictures of the day.

Heading back to class like giddy schoolkids we decided we wouldn't say what we had done until the whole class was there and we could gazump their telephone-box-hijinks with our fire-and-rescue-trumpcards. The teacher, being a teacher, didn't ask the class and so we remained alone in our pride and smugness, perhaps a lesson learned.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Pheewwww!

Well I must apologise for my lack of blog entries over the last weeks, it has been the most outrageously busy time but I feel bad about my lack of commitment to the bloggage.

The primary placement ended very well, I thoroughly enjoyed teaching the little rascals and really got a lot of valuable insight into what good teaching is all about. Of course this placement was interspersed with sub warden training and moving house as already discussed!

So now the new hall is all open and full of fresh faced little students, the block are ringing out with the sounds of music I don't understand and an adolescent meta-language to which I have no access. I'm sure this is all good preparation for the rigours of classroom life and I have certainly been practising my teacherly delivery on a few of this year's freshers. I will say, though, that it is good to be back at university during fresher's week as the buzz is really something special; it feels like a friendship is being made every minute as glimmers of recognition and understand flash accross the faces in the bar.

Of course moving in 600 students to a site about the size of a commuter-town tesco's on one day in torrential rain was not without its issues but we got there in the end. Like any new house we have paint to dry out, showers to tease out of their temprementality and unco-operative kitchen equipment. The vibe here is great, though, and so I'm sure that once we are through these teething weeks it will be a great replacement for its former occupant.

As for me, well I guess I'm a bit new now too. I'm starting to really get into the idea of being a teacher and although I'm not without my nerves about the upcoming placements I am genuinely looking forward to getting in front of the class. The course so far has been pretty intense with lectures every day and oodles of reading to be getting on with most nights. I guess it's understandable that we have a lot of skills and compentencies to master as we are educating the next generation but in paper work format it looks even more scary.

The people on my course are really nice, lots of eager young educators. I'm pleased to say that we all seem to have exactly the same anxieties and fears and I guess we'll help each other through. Of course this means that I am genuinely getting the first year experience as we all swap tales about our former lives board switching to the chalk face.

Anyway it is my duty night and I've got to go and look for some sewerage....